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Sunday, January 22, 2012

FARTART

Okays people sorry for MIA, I've been busy hunting for jobs ever since I got my results and YAY~!! I survived Uni life = Graduated!!! Now just waiting for my square black hat=D. Then busy for upcoming Chinese New Year stuffs...

oh ya...
Ang Pao Lai Lai Lai~=D
This year is my year woohooo~=D

Okays back to the main point why I blog today. It's been 3 days I became AhSam (Auntie), went to pasar (wet market) and groceries stores to buy all cooking ingredients for praying ancestor's, God's and reunion to cook then to get fat. Nah..reunion dinner just simple as just me and my mum...

So an auntie who know my mum chatted for awhile...and their conversation goes like this...all conversation was in Hokkien...

Auntie: Lai beh mm kia ah??? (Come buy somethings ah???)
Mum: Har la...Sin Chia asi kao liao ma...wa hamik toh bo beh tiok...(Yes la...New Year is coming and I haven't buy anything yet...)
Auntie: Lu beh hamik???(You buy what???)
Mum: Bla bla bla...(all the ingredients)
Auntie: Chia cheh lang lo...ko lok pun tat chia...(Many people lo...everywhere also jam...)
Mum: Har lo...
Auntie: Eh lu eh cha bo kia ar???(Eh your daughter ar???)
Mum: Ha ha...balu ka tak chek chut lai nia...(*ha ha is not laugh but is agree*...just finished her study and come out only...)
Auntie: Tak tua ook liao ar??? See kan kueeh kah anneh kin...(Enter university already ar??? Time pass so fast...)
Mum: Kio auntie. (Call auntie)
Me: Auntie.
Auntie: Ai pit giap liao boi???(Want to graduate already??)
Me: Pit giap liao...(Graduated already)
Auntie: Cho hamik kang??(What are you working now???)
Mum: Chui tiao...(Looking for job now...)
Auntie: Ah Bee (what she called my mum) FARTART liao la lu...(Ah Bee FARTART already you...)
Me: #Thinking# What the hell is fartart??? fart on tart???
Mum: Bo la...(No la...)
Auntie: Uuu la...tak tau ook thahn tua  lui liao...(Got la...Finished University sure make big money...)
Me: #In my mind# wth! auntie is FAT TAT NOT FARTART!!! If you canot pronounce it then better said it in Hokkien, Huat Tat la...
 ###their conversation still cont...

So main point here is fartart. Seriously I feel like wanna burst out my LOL. I learned my lesson instantly...

Lesson.
1# Listen carefully.
2# Dunno how to pronounce then change to other language.
3# Still want to say it then ask ppl who can pronounce it well.
4# Never make a conclusion so fast, listen until the part where you get what people says.

And I noticed that every auntie's my mum met will ask almost the same questions...I should ask me my mum record all the answers and play it to them instead she keep repeating the same answers all over the time...><

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